Satire?

Hmmm.

I just heard someone say that article about our new airline is satire.

That's just about the dumbest thing I ever heard. Satire?

Satire = The clothes you wear on Saturday. Right? Right?

How's an article about how my staff is backstabbing me supposed to be worn on the weekends?

Dang! Not only are my staff out to get me, but some of them are just flat stupid bumpkins...I hate to have to say it that way, but it's true.