The Plot Thickens

Now I find out that my staff is planning to give away free copies of my newest book on our new airline which nobody told me about.

That really tears it. I have been too slack with them. Someone is trying to destroy me, by attacking my income here. First they build this secret fleet of jets and now they're giving away my stuff.

But that is starting to change. I just fired Heloise, the 63 year old Director of Infant and Toddler Ministries at Lakewood Church.

We passed each other in the hall. She said, "Hi, pastor! How's your day?"

I stopped abruptly and demanded, "And what's that supposed to mean?"

She tried to look all innocent and surprised. "N- Nothing, pastor. I, I just asked how your day is going..."

I cut her off and yelled, "And you must think I'm stupid, huh?"

This one got to her. She obviously knew that I had caught on to her, because she backed away and began to tremble. She kept opening her mouth to say something but then would just stutter and look all flustered.

Well, I want to tell you that I got right in her face and pointed my finger right at her nose and I let her have it! Praise God!

I bellowed, "How's your day? How's your day!! Your day?"

Now all she could do was nod. Tears were forming in her old, wrinkly eyes.

"So!" I kept yelling, "You must think I'm a real idiot to not be able to break that little code! You must think you're sooooo clever! YOUR DAY? As in 'This is Your Day!' As in the daily show of that rat-bastard, Benny Hinn, eh? Eh?"

Well, I don't have to tell you that she started crying all over the place and trying to deny it. She said she was sorry, and I said, "You're sorry you got caught, you mean, you rickety old double agent! Get out! Now! You're fired!"

And then, as she was sprinting out the door, crying like a baby, I yelled to her, "And tell that foreign jerk charlatan you're working for that I'm onto him, and that he better not get any of his towel-headed friends to try and blow up my new airplanes! Ha!!"